January 23, 2006

50 Most Loathsome People in America, 2005

Having been nominated as a Bloody Devil myself I love gratuitous insults, so enjoyed a list of plenty in a countdown of the 50 Most Loathsome People in America, 2005 with the number 2 on their list sentensed to:
Strapped to chair; eyes removed with melon baller. Nursed back to health. Lips sewn to a rubber hose connecting him to a 500 gallon nutrition shake. Nursed back to health. Fingers, hands, toes, feet, nose and genitals devoured by hungry pigs. Nursed back to health. Legs and arms ground to stubs with belt sander. Nursed back to health. Fitted with earphones that play only Christina Aguilera songs, and left alone to think about what he has done.
Christina Aguilera? These people clearly have no mercy.

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